(+) Pillow Talking
Ay ay damn
L tapped twice on some ass like grams
I just fucked
Now what I'm doing?
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch ayy
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch ayy
(Do you fuck with the war?)
I just finished spazzing on a bitch ayy
Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
I'm like girl that was great talk
about a connection
Am I alone in my praise do you
share my assessment?
She like yeah that was nice I enjoyed myself
Great yeah
She like can you reach that shelf for my phone?
I'll take care the alarm
I'm like oh for the morning like to sleep?
She like yeah we just had
sex what did you think?
I was just gonna fuck you and leave?
No i— I hadn't thought that far ahead
but of course can I get you a t-shirt—
oh can you not tickle my hair?
it's just a personal thing it's not you
Okay sorry for doing it
No no it's just a personal thing it's not you
Okay cool
Yeah uh so you're from minnesota?
only thing I know is that it's colder
break it down how's it compare to living in la?
Well I can't compare them they're so different
y'know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah for sure
She like apples to oranges
Yeah well you can still
compare them but I hear you
what's the deal with your family?
got any siblings?
She like i have a brother
I'm like oh what he do?
She like he in the army oh true
Uh do you fuck with the war?
She like huh? what did you just say?
Huh? like just now? yeah
Do you fuck with the war?
No I don't fuck with the war
I'm like no I don't fuck with the war
Just don't know how to react to the forces
I should have just thanked you of course—
Uh why would you thank me?
Uh I guess I assumed
it extended to families but okay
while we on the topic
I been actually thinkin' about some shit
about the army and navy
what if tomorrow is the day
that the fucking aliens came
and invaded our nation?
like would we even be able to
fuck with their shit?
like do we got the type of
weaponry to fuck with their ships?
or not at all like would they
just walk up in this motherfucker
laughin' at us and blastin' at us
and makin' everybody
disintegrate and assimilate
without a hint of intimidation?
or could we do some shit to be making
they heart race?
granted I don't know the alien heart but
you get what the fuck I'm saying?
like what the fuck would it be like?
would they be like earth go hard
Or is it just another conquest?
Or would they be like damn earth go hard
They was harder than simian
You ever talk to your brother about this
Uh type of stuff?
Then she like no
I'm like well what you think?
She like i don't concern myself
With hypotheticals that couldn't be
I'm like girl what you mean?
She like i don't believe
In the war?
In aliens
Oh hold up hold up wait
girl what you sayin'?
that all of the life in the universe happens
to be where you stand?
I guess
What an enormous coincidence
that shit would be
do you see what I'm sayin'?
I can't hear what you're sayin'
Well the universe always expanding
there are infinite galaxies (infinite)
why would we be the anomaly?
She like that's no coincidence
I call that shit god
I'm like oh you're religious bitch
You think it's all god?
No I know it's all god
No I know that there might be a god
first off nobody knows there's a god
girl I think we should drop this
No what's goin' on in your brain right now?
(Brain) ayy brain on some other shit though
I been all up in the club
for the year hey (brain)
I been killing shit don't mind me uh
I'm just top flight
Uh I could sure use a sprite
I'm thirsty as fuck
Who getting money? that's brain
Who make decisions? that's brain
Who make the hits? that been brain
Who run the whole operation?
that been brain since—
Brain can you just get back to the issue here
Uh really? can you just remind the brain?
You're such an idiot we're talking
about god and if he exists
Don't call brain names
The brain couldn't recall
But if I'm not mistaken this bitch to my left
Guaranteed there's a god
I believe in a god yes
So god never wrong?
God never wrong right?
Yeah that's like the whole point
Brain just get there please
Hold up
So god made the earth
And god was like hold up this shit is boring
It need more shit
God was like i'ma put dinosaurs on that bitch
Dinosaurs on that bitch
Then he like why I put dinosaurs on that shit?
What is your brain even saying?
can he get to the point?
Hold up brain you just did it
God ain't wrong what the fuck was he thinking?
About what?
Bitch the dinosaurs
He made the earth for them
But then he like 'nah'?
'dinosaurs are just blah'?
What's your point?
'i'ma cook up some blondes'?
Like he was way off
I don't look like a dinosaur
Ho them things thirty-five feet
I'm like five-foot eleven
(Up on tinder I'm six-foot)
Seen that bronchiosaurus?
That thing fuckin' neck go to heaven
(Good shit brain)
And that's just an expression bitch
There ain't no heaven
Ha funny
I'm just messin' but if he ain't wrong
I guess this the exception
Can I talk now?
Go ahead
Look everything in life has purpose
You chickens a midget at a circus
What? I don't interpret
She like that's not for me to determine
So dinosaurs' purpose was to just die?
That's not for me to determine
But—okay
I'm just a person
Okay but think of the root of the argument girl
View how we started this girl
Like you don't believe in the aliens
Yeah I just—
You confine god to earth girl
i find that shit salient
i just don't presume to know the plan
bitch me neither
but that's not what I've been saying
but what are you saying?
why can't god fuck with aliens?
why can't earth just be like
a fuckin' small side project for this guy?
okay look we just don't see eye to eye
yeah but logically like
you don't believe in your side
yeah but you're like
bringing up fuckin' dinosaurs
like we could have shared the
earth with them nobody knows
yeah there is hard soil evidence girl
like what's next you don't fuck with pangaea?
she like let's change the subject
okay
this bitch don't know 'bout pangaea
brain leave it alone
I'm starving are you hungry by chance?
Oh my god I'm so hungry
Yes do you wanna get a pizza?
Fuck yeah
Fuck yeah I'm on it
Also I'm sorry about that
whole interrogation thing
Come on dude I'm a grown up
i'm capable of having intelligent conversations
okay I just—fuck it
okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni
ugh
sausage?
how can you eat that shit?
no no no this not domino's this legit
it's high quality meat and shit
no no I'm vegetarian
oh right well we can get half pepperoni
and half of whatever you like
ugh ew I can't have that shit in the same box
seriously? you're that against meat?
no I'm that against us being gluttonous
thinkin' that animals live on
this earth to get eat
okay is it how we treat them?
uh that sure doesn't help
okay
she like I'm not opposed to us hunting
but now we not trackin' them down
we just breed them to eat that's disgusting
you should honestly read on the subject
alright hold up
Just because we're not running around
With a bow and arrow
Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens
We just set the place to do
Our hunting intelligently enough
To manipulate these animals
And get them to do exactly what we want
That's my point we just incubate animals
Instead of just letting them live how they come
But that's just your god at work bitch
Why we go hard on earth
What you think would happen right now
If you left my place
And there were like three
wolves waiting for you?
Wolves?
Bitch they would tear your ass up
Viciously like they would eat your titties
And your pussy
That's what they do
And your face and shit
Humans are smarter bitch that's what we do
She like apples to oranges
Bitch that phrase don't make no sense
Why can't fruit be compared?
She like I'm gonna leave
There's just all of these conflicting principles
Right enjoy your pepperoni pizza
I will that's my god-given right
She like where is my bag?
Oh that leather one next to the trash?
That's the one right? made out of cow I think?
Ugh why are there no ubers in this area?
So you don't eat the meat
You just be wearing the shit
I'm not listening dude
That's barbaric as shit
Do you come from the vikings?
Why are you even still talking?
Do you take peoples' land?
I'm not listening dude
Do you fuck with the war?
How are there no ubers anywhere?
Just download lyft they are bigger
In presence out here
I don't wanna add shit to my phone
Okay the choices are clear ho
Ubers are not around here ho
Taxis will come but they real slow
And the brain gotta poop
T minus five 'til the brain gotta shit
I just downloaded lyft but it's being so glitchy
Uh look do you just want to sleep here?
Uh no thanks
It's past 2 am
I'm not sharing a bed with you
You can sleep in my bed
I'll just sleep on the floor
Fine you're sure?
Yeah it's cool
I won't throw you out to the wolves
Oh my god you are so annoying
I couldn't help myself
But can you at least throw me a pillow?
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch ayy
I'm just pillow talking with a bitch ayy
(Do you fuck with the war?)
I just finished spazzing on a bitch ayy
Now I'm pillow talking with a bitch
Brain gotta poop still
Please don't neglect the brain
Please don't neglect the brain
Hold on is that my lyft? I don't know if i—
Nah I got a pizza
full pepperoni too
so you're not gonna wanna be a part of it
But first you should poop
Please don't neglect the brain