(+) Domestic Scene
Yo, how do I keep
(I don't know what's up
with these hoes)
Getting in relationships
like this (I'm just sayin')
Maybe it says
something about me
Should I look in the mirror?
I just want you to be normal
Why can't you bitches be normal?
Always gotta be so extra
Why you always need a lecture?
My ex hates to talk, she's a texter
Even when I'm in bed
layin' right next to her
Wants to get back together
Said not till she gets
her act together
She thinks I'm bein' mean
And now she starts to
scream and shout
She's about to let the demons out
She don't want to see me
with other females out
I tell the bitch to beat it,
take the scenic route
She retaliates by tryin' to
leave the house
in her evening gown
with her cleavage out
We've been down this road
too many times for me to count
And all I can think about is how
I just want you to be normal
Why can't you bitches be normal?
Always gotta be so extra
Like a fuckin' terrestrial
Guess it comes with the territory
My ex girl, she just declared war
Therefore, I better prepare for it
I guess bein' weird's normal
And I don't know
what's got a hold of me
Most notably I've been
zoning to Jodeci
I'm totally open, hoplessly devoted
So much so that I bet you
she don't know that she's
the first thing I think of
when I wake up and the last thing
I think of before I go to sleep
Sike
Hope she don't notice me
goin' through her purse
I know she cheats [?]
She's heartless
No wonder we're partners
Both got hundreds of charges
Domestic disputes
but we've always
Swept it under the carpet
Even when 911 gets the call that
I slipped up and busted
her jaw with
A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it
Really does is make our love
For each other grow stronger
She won me over the second
she tried to run me over
Told her I'd keep a hun
We all but kicked her out,
called her back now
she's coming over
But why is she so wicked?
And how the fuck did
I get so twisted
I picked someone
that's so unlock-able and shifty
We're like nitrogen
and hydrogen mixed with
Ignitable liquids
But I'm finally seeing
She's only mine
for the time being
That's why I keep bringing up
that one time she
Tried to two time me
And throw it up in her face
till I dry heave
How could I be so naive?
Should I leave or turn
this entire evening
Into a fucking crime scene
Maybe I'm just too ugly
to compete with him
You weren't supposed
to agree you fucking bitch
Especially when you're the one
cheated first
Now the argument immediately
becomes heated
You don't want me
flip little conceded cunt
Eat a monkey dick wrapped
in a stuffed pita
Fajita slut treat just like a drum
Beat it, complete it,
and once you've succeeded,
repeat it!
I love you but I hope you
fucking die though
In our business your friends
like to pry so
You've got 'em all under cover
just like a most
Hoppin' they'll come back
with intel
But I'm the one who's
thrown into the spiral
'Cause now the roles are reversed
so here I go
Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll
through you're iPhone
Who the fuck's Milo?
The guy at work
who drives a hi-lo
I put a tracking device
on your Chrysler
And follow you
while you drive home
But like a cyclone,
I just got my disguise blown
You recognize me and
had Milo flip me off right out
the passenger side window
I hit a light pole, you skirt off
and then pull up at 5am
in the drive in a stretch white limo
Stumble in the side door
and hit me head with Milo's demo
But like a drunk bum
what do I know?
Let's sleep on it like
they did Revival
I told you you're the apple of
my eye so shut your pie hole
Just wanna be normal
Why can't you be normal?
Yeah, I just wanna be normal
Why can't you be normal?