(+) She Like I'm Like
Drunk faded
Browned out looking all shady
Two months since I fucked a lady
Young man dick going crazy
Standard Saturday
I'm about to get a cab and masturbate
Then I see a hot girl I bet I could date
Lemme get your cat girl no Hathaway
That what I thought not what I said to her
Instead I walk up to her like
I know you heard of the kid
You heard what I did
You heard of my shit
The murderous spit
She's like Naw
You're being weird
What are you talking about?
I'm like Aw
Pulling out my phone like a boss
YouTube bout to get her off
But as I type the y-o-u
Some porno pop up
I'm like
Hold up how di- that's not even me like
I don't jerk off mobily
Then her friends coming up and want to know
if everything is okay
I'm like
Naw this a rape can't tell? Give me a break
please get the heck away
I turned to her
Let me buy you a drink
She like Fine
Told the man two Patron
She like Lime
Said he tried twice the card got declined
I'm like
Are is this could it be a machine issue?
He was like Naw
I was like
Obviously there's something wrong
I got dough like I'm not broke I got donuts
with the same card like about an hour ago
He like Dude I don't know
Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go
And I ain't talking bout with me bro
I mean alone
I got one more chance
to prove myself so I'm like-
Look I'm athletic girl
I've gotten several rec-league MVPs
At my crib I've got some pizza
Plus a little bit of weed
In my room I've got a TV Plus
I recently did sheets
Girl I even have a fridge that has the water
on the door like with the crushed ice
You know I don't give a damn
whatcha playin' right now
This is me coming at you as a man right now
Lemme freak
Lemme freak god dammit lemme freak
Just lemme freak please god
Just lemme freak
The girl from the first verse
Somehow let me fuck
Fast forward seven months
We in love
Some real serious relationship-type shit
Despite this I ain't fucked for days
Tried last night but was pushed away
But I've been acting well behaved today
I smell okay
Adele Pandora's playing now she laying
On the floor and I'm praying this bitch is horny
I go and give her a smooch
She kissing Dicky back so I play with her boobs
Bad move she don't like that
Bad mood her boss being mean to her
Via email she wanna write back
I'm like Right now?
She like Yeah what do
I say can you just help me?
Ok whats the context?
Then she like Well he talks to Jane
before coming to me
Who's Jane again? I said
She like Wow you should know that
Ok I guess I forgot
She like Dude that's my other boss
Ok true so shouldn't your first boss go to the
other boss before you? Right?
But Jane isn't hands on she yelled
Ok well I just don't understand the
dynamic then I don't work with these people
She started crying
Wait stop what the fuck is this?
Naw you don't ever take my side
About an hour later til' I'm on her good side
We in bed hands on her good thighs
I try to kiss she like Good night
But I'm like-
Look I just turned off The Departed
for a movie about a bee
I've been cutting back on farting tweeting
arguing and weed
Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner
with your sweet and supportive
And during the fourth quarter of the Eagles
Now reward it
You know I don't give a damn
whatcha playin right now
This is me coming at you as a man right now
Lemme freak
Lemme freak god dammit lemme freak
(It's all I need)
Just lemme freak please god
Just lemme freak
Fast forward some more June 16 2074
Old LD looking old as fuck
Still with the same ho holding up
My life sucks legs hurt
Friends dead real terse
Would you shut up? Fuck
My dick looking like it's tinfoil
Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs
On top of that she insane
Like I don't even think she knows who I am
Our kids moved away we've been doing
the same shit for days
Maybe months who knows
Probably going to die soon
Pretty scared I ain't even going to lie to you
Think about it all day on my last legs
But I'm going out with a bang
I got pills they invented back in '57
I took five that's a bit excessive
I look high take a look at my thighs
and good god that's a little erection
It'll work though
Now I've gotta find the ho
I'm pretty much blind at this point
I don't know if I mentioned that yet
But I am
Made my way into the bedroom
and there she is
I'm like-
Look I don't know if you're aware
that you've been throwing out my shoes
What I do know is I'm sick of doing
nothing here with you
All my blood is in my dick
I''m probably dying pretty soon
Are you even comprehending what
I'm saying please acknowledge
that you hear me
You know I don't give a damn
whatcha playing right now
This is me coming at you as a man right now
Lemme freak
Lemme freak god dammit lemme freak
(Lemme freak)
Just lemme freak please god
Just lemme freak