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[Intro: Lil Dicky]
Ey, ey
Damn
L tapped twice
on some ass like grams
I just fucked
Now what I'm doing?

[Chorus: Lil Dicky]
I'm just pillow talking
with a bitch, ayy
I'm just pillow talking
with a bitch, ayy
(Do you fuck with the war?)
I just finished spazzing
on a bitch, ayy
Now I'm pillow talking
with a bitch

[Verse:
Lil Dicky, The Girl & Brain]
I'm like "Girl, that was great,
talk about a connection
Am I alone in my praise,
do you share my assessment?"
She like
"Yeah, that was nice,
I enjoyed myself"
"Great, yeah"
She like "Can you reach
that shelf for my phone?
I'll take care the alarm"
I'm like "Oh, for the morning,
like to sleep?"
She like "Yeah,
we just had sex
What did you think?
I was just gonna
fuck you and leave?"
"No, I... I hadn't thought
that far ahead
But of course,
can I get you a T-Shi?
Oh, can you not tickle my hair?
It's just a personal thing,
it's not you"
"Okay, sorry for doing it"
"No, no,
it’s just a personal thing,
it’s not you"
"Okay cool"
"Yeah"
"Uhhh, so you're
from Minnesota?
Only thing I know is
that it's colder
Break it down,
how's it compare
To living in LA?"
"Well, I can't compare
them they're so different
Y'know what I'm sayin?"
"Yeah, for sure"
She like "Apples to oranges"
"Yeah, well you can
still compare them
but I hear ya
What's the deal
with your family?
Got any siblings?"
She like "I have a brother",
I'm like "Oh, what he do?"
She like "He in the Army"
"Oh, true
Uhh, do you fuck
with the war?"
She like "Huh,
what did you just say?"
"Huh, like just now?"
"Yeah..."
"Do you fuck with the war?"
"No, I don't fuck with the war"
I'm like "No, I don't fuck
with the war
Just don't know
how to react to the forces
I should have just thanked
you of course?"
"Uh, why would you thank me?"
"Uh... I guess I assumed it
extended to families but okay
While we on the topic
I been actually thinking
about some shit
About the Army and Navy
What if tomorrow is the day
That the fucking aliens came
And invaded our nation?
Like, would we even
be able to fuck with their shit?
Like do we got the type
of weaponry to fuck
with their ships?
Or not at all, like would
they just walk up
in this motherfucker
Laughin' at us,
and blastin' at us
And makin' everybody
disintegrate and assimilate
Without a hint of intimidation?
Or could we do
some shit to be
making they heart race?
Granted I don't know
the alien heart, but
You get what the fuck
I'm sayin?
Like what the fuck
would it be like?
Would they be
like Earth go hard?
Or is it just another conquest?
Or would they be
like damn earth go hard
They was harder than Simian
You ever talk to your brother
about this uh type of stuff?"
Then she like "No"
I'm like "Well, what you think?"
She like "I don't concern
myself with hypotheticals
that couldn't be"
I'm like "Girl, what you mean?"
She like "I don't believe"
"In the war?"
"In aliens"
"Oh... hold up
Hold up, wait
Girl what you sayin?
That all of the life
in the universe
happens to be
where you stand?"
"I guess"
"What an enormous
coincidence that shit would be
Do you see what I'm sayin'?"
"I can't hear what you're sayin'"
"Well, the universe
always expanding
There are infinite galaxies
Why would we
be the anomaly?"
She like
"That's no coincidence
I call that shit God"
I'm like "Oh, you're religious,
bitch
You think it's all God?"
"No, I know it's all God"
"No, I know that there
might be a God
First off, nobody knows
there's a God
Girl, I think we should drop this"
"No, what's goin' on
in your brain right now?"
(Brain) Ayy, brain on
some other shit though
I been all up in the club
for the year, hey (Brain)
I been killing shit,
don't mind me uh
I'm just top flight uh,
I could sure use a Sprite,
I'm thirsty as fuck
Who getting money?
That's brain.
Who make decisions?
That's brain
Who make the hits?
That's been brain
Who run the whole operation?
That be brain?
Brain, can you just
get back to the issue here
Uh. Really?
Can you just remind the brain?
You're such an idiot,
we're talking about
God and if he exists
Don't call brain names
The brain couldn't recall
But if I'm not mistaken
this bitch to my left
Guaranteed there's a God
"I believe in a God, yes"
So God never wrong
God never wrong, right?
"Yeah, that's
like the whole point"
"Brain just get there, please"
Hold up
So God made the earth
And God was like hold up,
this shit is boring
It need more shit
God was like I'ma put
dinosaurs on that bitch
Dinosaurs on that bitch
Then he like why I
put dinosaurs on that shit?
"What is your brain even saying?
Can he get to the point?"
“Hold up brain you just did it
God ain't wrong,
what the fuck was he thinking”
”About what?”
“Bitch, the dinosaurs
He made the Earth for them
But then he like nah?
Dinosaurs are just blah?”
”What's your point?”
“I'ma cook up some blondes?
Like he was way off
I don't look like a dinosaur
Hoe them things thirty-five-feet
I'm like five-foot-eleven”
(Up on Tinder I'm six-foot)
“Seen that Bronchiosaurus
That thing fuckin' neck
go to heaven
And that's just
an expression bitch
There ain't no heaven”
”Ha, funny”
“I'm just messin'
but if he ain't wrong
I guess this the exception”
”Can I talk now?”
“Go ahead”
”Look
Everything in life has purpose
You, chickens,
a midget at a circus”
“What?”
”I don't interpret”
She like ”That's not
for me to determine”
“So dinosaurs
purpose was to just die?”
”That's not for me
to determine”
“But... ok”
”I'm just a person”
“Okay, but think of
the root of the argument girl
View how we started this girl,
like you don't believe
in the aliens
You confine God to earth girl,
I find that shit salient”
”I just don't presume
to know the plan”
“Bitch, me neither
but that's not
what I've been saying”
”But what are you saying?”
“Why can't
God fuck with aliens?
Why can't Earth just be
like a fucking small
side project for this guy?”
”Ok, look we just
don't see eye to eye”
“Yeah but logically
like you don't believe
in your side”
”Yeah but you're like
bringing up fucking dinosaurs
Like we could have shared
the earth with them
nobody knows”
“Yeah, there is hard
soil evidence girl
Like what's next you
don't fuck with Pangaea?”
She like
”Let’s change the subject”
“Ok...”
This bitch don't know
about Pangaea, uhm...
Brain leave it alone
“I'm starving, are you hungry
by chance?”
”Oh, my God, I'm so hungry”
“Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?”
”Fuck yeah”.
“Fuck yeah, I'm on it
Also I'm sorry
about that whole
interrogation thing”
”Come on dude
I'm a grown up,
I'm capable of having intelligent conversations”
“Okay, I just... fuck it
Okay back to this pizza
I lean pepperoni”
”Ugh”
“Sausage?”
”How can you eat that shit?”
“No, no, no, this not Dominoes
This legit, is high quality
meat and shit”
”No, no, I'm vegetarian”
“Oh right,
well we can get half pepperoni
And half of whatever you like”
”Uh, ew, I can't have that shit
In the same box”
“Seriously? You're
that against meat?”
”No, I'm that against us
being gluttonous
Thinking that animals live
on this earth to get eat”
“Okay, is it how we treat them?”
”Uh, that sure doesn't help”
“Ok...”
She like
”I'm not opposed to us hunting
But now we not trackin' them down
We just breed them to eat
That's disgusting
You should honestly read
on the subject”
“Alright, hold up
Just because we're not
running around
with a bow and arrow
Doesn't mean we're not
hunting these chickens
We just set the place
to do our hunting
intelligently enough
To manipulate
these animals
and get them to do exactly
what we want”
”That's my point
we just incubate animals
Instead of just letting
them live how they come”
“But, that's just your
God at work, bitch
Why we go hard on earth
What you think would
happen right now
If you left my place
And there were like
three wolves waiting for you”
”Wolves?”
“Bitch, they would tear
your ass up
Viciously
Like they would eat your titties”
(And your pussy)
“That's what they do”
(And your face and shit)
“Humans are smarter bitch
That's what we do”
She like ”Apples to oranges”
“Bitch, that phrase
don't make no sense
Why can't fruit be compared?”
She like ”I'm gonna leave”
“There's just all of
these conflicting principles”
”Right,
enjoy your pepperoni pizza”
“I will,
that's my God-given right”
She like ”Where is my bag?”
“Oh, that leather
one next to the trash?
That's the one right?
Made out of cow, I think?”
”Ugh, why are there
no Uber's in this area?”
“So you don't eat the meat,
you just be wearing the shit”
”I'm not listening dude”
“That's barbaric as shit
Do you come
from the vikings?”
”Why are you
even still talking?”
“Do you take peoples land?”
”I'm not listening dude”
“Do you fuck with the war?”
”How are there no
Ubers anywhere?”
“Just download Lyft,
they are bigger
in presence out here”
”I don't wanna add
shit to my phone”
“Okay, the choices
are clear, hoe
Ubers are not
around here, hoe
Taxis will come
but they real slow”
And the brain gotta poop
T minus five till the brain
gotta shit
”I just downloaded Lyft,
but it's being so glitchy”
“Uh, look do you just
want to sleep here?”
”Uh, no thanks”
“It's past 2 am”
”I'm not sharing
a bed with you”
“You can sleep in my bed,
I'll just sleep on the floor”
”Fine, you're sure?”
“Yeah, it's cool
I won't throw you
out to the wolves”
”Oh, my god, you are
so annoying”
“I couldn't help myself
But can you at least
throw me a pillow?”

[Chorus: Lil Dicky]
I'm just pillow talking
with a bitch, ayy
I'm just pillow talking
with a bitch, ayy
(Do you fuck with the war?)
I just finished spazzing
on a bitch, ayy
Now I'm pillow talking
with a bitch

[Outro:
Lil Dicky, The Girl & Brain]
Brain gotta poop, still
Please don't neglect the brain
Please don't neglect the brain
*Doorbell Rings*
Hold on, is that my Lyft?
I don't know if I...
Nah, I got a pizza
Full pepperoni too
So, you're not gonna wanna
be a part of it
But first you should poop
Please don't neglect the brain