(+) All Men Are Pigs
You are one of them
Everything but femme
I wont be fooled again
Youve got the same kinda specs as the sex of men
I believe in Simone de Beauvoir
I believe that lifes a film noir
I know the role that you play so save your clichés
I wasnt born yesterday so dont try to say:
Im not typical, and Simone... you are just cynical!
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink
Cha-mon! Im not so typical at all
All men are pigs
All men are pigs
Ive seen their tricks
All men are pigs
My logic will prevail
So shut up, nightingale
This is no fairytale: every single male
That Ive met til this day had a curly tail
I believe its a poo poo world
Men deceive - that means you too, girl!
So zip it up Romeos, listen Juliets:
Its a form of foreplay when you hear them say:
Im not typical, and Simone... you are just cynical!
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink
Cha-mon!, Im not so typical at all
All men are pigs
All men are pigs
All men are pigs, Ive seen their tricks,
They know the licks, that get the chicks
All men are pigs
All men but me
Im the swan that crashed on your lawn
And Im the boy that will heal you, fix you up
Because Im not typical, and Simone... you are just cynical!
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink
Cha-mon!, Im not so typical at all
All men are pigs
All men are pigs
All men are pigs, Ive seen their tricks,
They know the licks, that get the chicks
All men are pigs
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink
Cha-mon!, Im not so typical at all
All men are pigs
All men but me