(+) Avant Gardener
I sleep in late another day
Oh what a wonder oh what a waste
It's a monday it's so mundane
What exciting things will happen today?
The yard is full of hard rubbish
It's a mess and
I guess the neighbours must think
We run a meth lab
We should amend that
I pull the sheets back
It's forty degrees
And I feel like I'm dying
Life's getting hard in here
So I do some gardening
Anything to take my mind away from
Where it's supposed to be
The nice lady next door talks of green beds
And all the nice things that
She wants to plant in them
I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps
Sunflowers bean sprouts
Sweet corn and radishes
I feel proactive I pull out weeds
All of a sudden
I'm having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in
My hands are shaky my knees are weak
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
I'm breathing but I'm wheezing
Feel like I'm emphysem ing
My throat feels like a funnel filled
With weet bix and kerosene and
Oh no next thing
I know they call up triple 0
I'd rather die than owe the hospital
'Til I get old
I get adrenaline straight to the heart
I feel like uma thurman
Post overdosing kick start
Reminds me of the time
When I was really sick and I
Had too much pseudoephedrine
And I couldn't sleep at night
Halfway down high street
Andy looks ambivalent
He's probably wondering
What I'm doing getting in an ambulance
The paramedic thinks
I'm clever 'cause I play guitar
I think she's clever
'Cause she stops people dying
Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic
Should've stayed in bed today
I much prefer the mundane
I take a hit from an asthma puffer
I do it wrong
I was never good at smoking bongs
I'm not that good at breathing in
I'm not that good at breathing in
I'm not that good at breathing in