(+) [It's] Hairspray
And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience,
for the first time from the certified, up-to-code WYDT Studio...
It's The Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular!
He's Corny!
Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray...
What gives a girl power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise? No, it's hairspray
What gets a gal asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough? No, it's hairspray
If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone with the wind
But if you spray it and lock it
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place
Why take a chance
When you get up and dance?
If you twist, I insist
You use hairspray
And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With Ultra Clutch faithfully
So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette
Just take my advice and you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray, that's me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Forget the milkman,
the only thing better than hairspray
(Hairspray, wow!)
That's me
What makes a man reach out and touch?
Ultra Clutch!
So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette, ooh
Just take my advice and you might just get
(You might just)
The only thing better than hairspray that's me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, doo-dle-e-ya do wah
(He's Corny Collins)
The only thing better than hairspray
(Hairspray, wow!) That's me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah, do wah
Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do...