(+) Snuff (2012 Remaster)
I wouldn't trade Christmas
no no never would I
Wouldn't trade Christmas
I love you the best
I wouldn't trade Christmas
no no never would I
Wouldn't trade Christmas
I love you the best
It's time for the hollys of fun
and the folly or all of that jolly jazz
The people are glowing
the sand is now howing
each window is showing it has
All the latest in choicing
the daddy invoicing and all that razzle that does
But I wouldn't trade Christmas
wouldn't trade Christmas for New Year's Day
Thanksgiving Holloween and the rest
Christmas we love you the best
I wouldn't trade no no. never would I
wouldn't trade Christmas I love you the best
The traffic gets poky the turkey gets smoky
and all of that holy stuff
The people are shopping for things
they'll be swapping like filigree boxes of snuff
So you pour the hot toddy to toast everybody
But can't pour the toddy enough
But I wouldn't trade Christmas
Wouldn't trade Christmas
For Father's Day or Mother's
Valentine and the rest
Christmas we love you the best
The jingle fell jingle you feel the old tingle
you buy the first single scene.
The idea is clever but subways will
never quite handle that huge evergreen
And the old office party
with Stanley and Molly
keep drinking until they turn green.
But I wouldn't trade Christmas
wouldn't trade Christmas for Labor Day
or Easter Washington and the rest
Christmas we love you the best
I wouldn't trade Christmas
no no no never would I
I wouldn't trade Christmas
no no no never would I
I wouldn't trade 'cause we love you the best