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Are you blind when you're born?
Can you see in the dark?
Dare you look at a king?
Would you sit on his throne?

Can you say of your bite
That it's worse than your bark?
Are you cock of the walk
When you're walking alone?

Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do
Jellicles do and Jellicles would
Jellicles would and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do

When you fall on your head
do you land on your feet?
Are you tense when you sense
there's a storm in the air?
Can you find your way blind
when you're lost in the street?
Do you know how to
go to the Heaviside Layer?

Because Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do

Can you ride on a broomstick
to places far distant?
Familiar with candle
with book and with bell?
Were you Whittington's friend?
The Pied Piper's assistant?
Have you been an alumnus
of heaven or hell?

Are you mean like a minx?
Are you lean like a lynx?
Are you keen to be seen
when you're smelling a rat?
Where you there when the pharaohs
commissioned the Sphinx?
If you were and you are
you're a Jellicle cat

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

We can dive through the air
like a flying trapeze
We can turn double somersaults
bounce on a tire
We can run up the wall
we can swing through the trees
We can balance on bars
we can walk on a wire

Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles can and Jellicles do

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Can you sing at the same time
in more than one key
Duets by Rossini and waltzes by Strauss?
And can you, as cats do, begin with a 'C'
That always triumphantly
brings down the house?

Jellicle cats are queens of the nights
Singing at astronomical heights
Handling pieces from the Messiah
Hallelujah, angelical choir!

The mystical divinity
of unashamed felinity
Round the cathedral rang ＂Vivat!＂
Life to the everlasting cat!
Feline, fearless, faithful and true
To others who do what

Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicle cats sing Jellicle chants
Jellicles old and Jellicles new
Jellicle song and Jellicle dance

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Practical cats, Dramatical cats
Pragmatical cats, Fanatical cats
Oratorical cats, Delphic-Oracle cats
Skeptical cats, Dyspeptical cats

Romantical cats, Pedantical cats
Critical cats, Parasitical cats
Allegorical cats, Metaphorical cats
Statistical cats and Mystical cats

Political cats, Hypocritical cats
Clerical cats, Hysterical cats
Cynical cats, Rabbinical cats

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle bells that Jellicles ring
Jellicle sharps and Jellicle flats
Jellicle songs that Jellicles sing

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

There's a man over there
with a look of surprise
As much as to say
＂Well now how about that!＂
Do I actually see
with my own very eyes
A man who's not heard of a Jellicle cat?

What's a Jellicle cat? What's a Jellicle cat?