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Hi my name is what? My name is who?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Hi my name is huh? My name is what?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Hi my name is what? My name is who?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Hi my name is huh? My name is what?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second?
Hi kids do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails through
Each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly
Like I did?
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse
Than my life is?
My brain's dead weight
I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which spice girl
I want to impregnate
And dr dre said slim shady
You a basehead
Uh uh so why's your face red?
Man you wasted
Well since age twelve I felt
Like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self
From the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped
Pamela lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard
I knocked her clothes backwards
Like kris kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass
And fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch
Who sat down too fast
Come here slut
Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog
I don't give a fuck
God sent me to piss the world off
Hi my name is what? My name is who?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Hi my name is huh? My name is what?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Hi my name is what? My name is who?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Hi my name is huh? My name is what?
My name is chka chka slim shady
My english teacher wanted to flunk me
In junior high
Thanks a lot next semester I'll be 35
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
Then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial running over
Pedestrians in a spaceship
While they're screaming at me
Let's just be friends
Ninety nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more
Dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs
And name it after her
You know you blew up
When the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands
Like some screaming usher fans
This guy at white castle asked
For my autograph
So I signed it Dear dave
Thanks for the support asshole
Hi my name is what? My name is who?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Hi my name is what? My name is who?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Hi my name is huh? My name is who?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Hi my name is what? My name is who?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Stop the tape
This kid needs to be locked away
Dr dre don't just stand there operate
I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery
And buried alive
Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka
Dare me to drive?
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years
And my palm's too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the incredible hulk
I spit when I talk
I'll fuck anything that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry
I would throw fits
How you gonna breastfeed me mom?
You ain't got no tits
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on
And shoot myself in the head
I'm steaming mad and by the way
When you see my dad
Tell him that I slit his throat
In this dream I had
Hi my name is what? My name is who?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Hi my name is huh? My name is what?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Hi my name is who? My name is huh?
My name is chka chka slim shady
Hi my name is huh? My name is who?
My name is chka chka slim shady