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I really was born at 9:29 AM on 9/29
You think I'm lying but I'm
I'm being dead serious
Okay I'll prove it
Well who am I? I'm almost 25
Can't remember half the
Time that I've been alive
'Cause half was in a cheap apartment
And half was on the eastside (Eastside)
They said don't meet your heroes
They're all fuckin' weirdos
And god knows that they were right
Because nobody loves you
They just try to fuck you
Then put you on a feature on the b side
And who do you call when it's late at night?
When the headlines just
Don't paint the picture right
When you look at yourself on a screen and say
Oh my god there's no way that's me
And I I quit smoking well recently I tried
And I bought another house
And I never go outside
And I remember this girl
With pink hair in detroit
Well she told me
She said ashley you gotta
Promise us that you won't die
'Cause we need you and honestly
I think that she lied
And I remember the names of
Every single kid I've met
But I forget half the people
Who I've gotten in bed
And I've stared at the sky in milwaukee
And hoped that my father would finally call me
And it's just these things
That I'm thinkin' for hours
And I'm pickin' my hair
Out in clumps in the shower
Lost the love of my life to an ivory powder
But then I realized that I'm no higher power
That I wasn't in love then
And I'm still not now
And I'm so happy I figured that out
I've got a long way
To go until self preservation
Think my moral compass is on a vacation
And I can't believe I still
Feed my fucking temptation
I'm still looking for my salvation
Soft and slow watch the minutes go
Count out loud
So we know you don't keep 'em for yourself
Watch the minutes go
Count out loud
So we know you don't keep 'em for yourself
I think I have a confession to
Make (So we know you don't)
To prove to say that
I was really born at 9:26
I saw my birth certificate and I'm a liar
And I'm a fucking liar
Soft and slow watch the minutes go
Count out loud
So we know you don't keep 'em for yourself