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Hello, how can I help you
Hi, my name's Dave Burd
I have an appointment today
it's probably under 'Lil Dicky,'
actually I'm a I'm a rapper, so
Ok, and who are you
here to see
Uh, Snoop Dogg Says here
Snoop D o g g
Oh, yeah He's right down
the hall First door
to your right
Give him a knock and
he should be right with you
Thanks It's uh,
this door right here, right
Mm hmm
Thank you
Grab a seat
Thanks I'm Dave very
nice to meet
Dave, what it do
You can call me Dogg
Let me just check your sheet
No problem, sir,
let me just say
I'm a big fan of the shit
that y'all make
I can't lie, I been thinking
about this all day
All good, there's a reason
that we called, Dave,
let me start
with your background
Where you come from
Sure, I was undergrad down
there in Richmond
Before that
Oh, you talking bout
my hometown
Yeah
I was born out of Philly
grew up in a little silly
old town called Cheltenham
It was in the suburbs,
upper middle wealth around
So real shit you ain't
never had to struggle
for much
I wouldn't say it like that,
we just had a different
kind of trap
Elaborate
Well I ain't never had a tool,
but I had to be the man
at school
Like I was doing shit
I had to do so when I finished
undergrad, I'm cool and
I can get whatever job
I wanted
But the job you wanted
wasn't all that bumping
Yeah, and I saw it quick
all the flaws that be coming
when you grow up like that
Know you been
racing them rats,
you ain't been
making them raps
Boo hoo what a hardship
How you paid to get
the rap shit started
Man, my Bar Mitzvah money
But don't diss me buddy,
I wasn't one of them
younguns up on the block
who had nothing to lose
I must've wanted this a lot,
I had something to choose
Look at that, I can say
there's something to
prove up in your ass
Yeah, I guess
That's enough of the past,
what makes you
want to do rap
Oh my god, it's the best
Bitches let me draw up
on their breasts
Literally I can reinvent myself
I get a forum to project myself
It's never boring,
every morning
I wake up and try to
best myself
I never got to be suppressed
or stealthy to express myself
It's kinda healthy
Cool, now let me put you
through a couple
hypotheticals
Sure
In a club and a couple niggas
threaten you
Uh, I wouldn't do shit
And I don't even get
what that got to do with this
Shut the fuck up, rap's like life
If you wanna do this, then
you won't get far acting
like a little bitch
Nah, that's my niche
Don't get offended by this,
but that's the market
y'all missed
That's the target I'll hit
And that's the heart
of my pitch
I wanna do this
whole thing different
What the fuck you mean
you wanna do
the whole thing different
Uh, you know, I I think, like,
you know
Traditionally people have been
doing the job the same kind of
way for a long time
But traditionally speaking,
this shit works, right
Nah, like, I get that,
but I I just think that,
you know
You don't know if it could be
working even better
And I think you should
look at me as an opportunity
to find that out
I don't mean
any disrespect by that
I'm just saying
I have a different background
Like a different perspective way
of looking at things than
your typical applicant
So what are your
biggest strengths
Well my flow is crazy,
I can switch that amazing
For example, I can be
like ain't nobody fucking
with Lil Dicky
When he get up on that shit
and spit it sick and ridiculous
Ripping this shit like
it's never been did and
the rhythm is never predictable
Cause I can switch it,
deliver this shit to
whatever cadence
you bitches prefer
Alright, alright, I get it
Top of that, lyrically
I'm pretty damn clever Go
Got a long bottom bitch,
called a hoe Neville Whoa
And I blow it from the jump,
Derrick Rose knee Oh
You can say I'm pretty smart
how I know better
And y'all been winning
like Pistorius, it's no feat
Bro, I can go on and on
I'm taking over and they mad
like father in laws
OK enough of the punchline,
that ain't showing me
you different
from the other guys
Well I don't know
if they can run it like that
But ain't nobody else doing
funny type rap
What's that
Well I can tell a story
about my morning
Watching Boy meets World
and jerking off to
Topanga Lawrence
Like the 14 year old Topanga
Oh this shit like a joke to you
I don't get it
Nah it ain't like that
I just happen to be a nutty
abundantly funny
type of individual
Like, as a guy
So when I get up on the mic
I ain't finna just lie
Real recognize real, right
Yeah, I guess
So what you trying to do
Five years from now,
tell me bout the due
Well, I don't care
about the money
Like, it's the respect
that I'm wanting
Honestly, I just want to be
one of the greats
Where they gotta bring
your boy up every debate
I don't wanna leave
the game the same
In a nutshell,
what's your legacy
Well, I wanna be the dude
that came in and made
the stand up rap
With the random rap
and the man like that
for the people that
was anti rap
Yet, the fans of rap started
recognizing anti rap is
ironically one of
the real brands of rap left
That shit sound
pretty damn complex
I guess, I wanna be the best
I just wanna do it my way
And turn the
whole game sideways
And show people you
ain't gotta be resigned
to the highway
You can make a path
while these motherfuckers
drive straight
I ain't mad at that
Well thanks, man,
that's my plan of my attack
Just let me in and I'mma
rap the plaques
And I ain't about to win them
back to back
I'm bout to win them
like it's back to back to
back to back to back
Til I stop rapping
You ain't even sold
a damn album yet
True
That's a lot of talk
from a wily vet
Let alone a young rook nigga
You misread me
Nah this ain't a book nigga
Well that's one of my flaws,
I'm too competitive dawg
No, you just fucking
repetitive dawg
I get it, you trying to be better
than all, but you ain't shit
until cheddars involved
I get that I gotta prove myself
No shit you ain't done shit
But think about that though
Only doing this
a couple of years
One tape and I'm like this
This shit is aight
for your first shit
But you don't know
if it's your worst shit
You don't think finding out
would be worth it
It might be, it might not
But I'mma put your ass
to work, kid
Wait, like, like I have
the job Like really
Well one more thing,
let me see if you could
put a hook together
What would you do
for the hook for this song
You want me to make
a hook up right now
Do I look like the type
of nigga that like
repeating himself
Alright, uh, okay
Man do the hook
I'm bout to be professional
Homie, I'm professional
Uh, maybe like a low voice
type thing
Nigga, that shit is
garbage man
Well, you know,
I feel like
there might have been
some upside to it
But I'm not good at thinking
of things on the spot like that
Don't y'all normally
like outsource for that
kind of thing sometimes
Sometimes, but you know,
that was some next level
Dogg shit right there
Yeah, you know, I'm just way
better when I get to think
things through
Have my like that dual
screen action that type
of thing
Whatever man, you trying
to smoke a blunt
Right now
Yeah
Sure
Dope Juanita,
bring some weed in here,
please Thank you
You got it, Snoop
I'll be right there
Thanks, Juanita Super
nice woman
Nigga, why does
everything you say sound
so soft
Uh, I really don't wanna be
spoken to like that, so
Whatever Thanks
Hey, I got y'all y'all weed
Damn, that's some great
looking weed It's just so early
Can I get you guys anything
else while I'm here Coffee Tea
Head Bottled water
D Did you just say head
Yeah You ain't never got
no head before
I mean Just feels like A lot,
right now
Ok
But what kind of tea do
you guys have
We got mint, raspberry,
earl grey, english breakfast
Actually, I'll take head
I knew your little dirty
ass wanted some head