(+) DR. WHOEVER
Sad on your muthafuckin b day?
Bitch what the fuck?
Don't you realize you poppin'?
Every time you walk
In the room you break necks Necks?
But you tellin' me you sad
On your muthafuckin' b day?
I sit here and tell you my problems
That's how this work right?
I'm s'posed to be open and honest
But I got time right?
My niggas having seshes
And I'm doin' sessions
Can't man up if masculinity your only weapon
Man I've thought about
Suicide a hundred times
But I'd hate to disappoint
And see my momma cry
Birthdays these days be the worst days
'Cause I know I'm gettin' older
And not happier
Me and my father love each other
But we barely show it
He hates that I left home
And the lawn is now his to mow it
He look at my generation
And think that fashion's over
I kill my sister if she ever model Fashion Nova
I'm always on a flight or I'm in a hurry
I miss when losin' my virginity was
My only worry
Back when puttin' on a condom
Had me really scary
And milkshakes were the only time
We'd eat a cherry
I think learnin' how to eat pussy
From someone who eat pussy
Is better than learnin'
From someone who doesn't
And that's word to my ex
And that's word to my tongue
And that's word to the woman
Who had my heart beatin' drums
Yeah love is what I cherished
And Miss Parrish
Flew all the way to Paris
And we made out on my terrace
I kept it on the low low 'cause I was in love
And the shade I had in my room was
Already enough
I'm goin' on some dates
And I'm makin' some plans
But it's hard to find some love
If the girl is a fan
And after we fuck
She want a picture with me
She got me feeling like Paper Boi
But I cry when she leaves yeah
These intros ain't meant to be bangers
They meant for you and me
So we'll never end up as strangers
Will Ferrell's ass can't even
Handle this weather
Tune in your speakers
And please be my Dr Whoever
I said I said these intros
Ain't meant to be bangers
They meant for you and me
So we'll never end up as strangers
Will Ferrell's ass can't even
Handle this weather
Tune in your speakers
And please be my Dr Whoever
Yeah uh huh uh huh woo
Yes sir yeah look
Boy you lookin' big mad
When you see a young brotha up in first class
And you damn right my ego like Lavar Ball
They hate to see a black man
Who can't get blackballed
I said my paper long my paper long
You damn right bitch my paper long
It's that yellow mellow fellow yeah
That Yellowstone
Play the cello for the fellows fake as silicone
I went from plaque in my teeth
To havin' plaques on the wall
Gold album with platinum records
Who woulda thought?
Young nigga like Jigga tryna make me a boss
I'll take my momma to Louis
And take your girl to the Ross nigga
Back in the muthafuckin' building
Your boo thing want my children
My net worth gon' be billions
Shorty gimme head like ceiling
Dick disappear chameleon
And like I'm muthafuckin' rollin'
My whip bought it's not stolen
These intros ain't meant to be bangers
They meant for you and me
So we'll never end up as strangers
Will Ferrell's ass can't even
Handle this weather
Tune in your speakers
And please be my Dr Whoever yeah
Hey doc do I tell em
How I actually feel?
Or do I see a therapist
And numb the pain with the pills
They swear niggas play tough won't
Even smile in mirrors
And we learned to fuck hoes off
Trial and error
Friday nights
Where them broke niggas ball out
And Aminé be the name
That your girlfriend gon' call out
To all my niggas with some melanin
Let your feelings settle in
If you feelin' worthless
You should probably go
And tell a friend
Yeah but I should take that advice
This year has been crazy
What the fuck is my life?
My best friend got married
You can bet that I cried
I met Spike and Brad Pitt no malls
I'm Saks Fifth nigga
Get your shit together and turn the fuck up