(+) "Weird Al" Yankovic - First World Problems
One time I was in the checkout line
Behind Steven Seagal
Once I'm pretty sure Mr Jonah Hill
Was in the very next bathroom stall
My best friends brother
Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2
My neighbors baby sitter
Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue
I swear Jack Nicholson
Looked right at me at a Lakers game
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster
from a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt
I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria
Well, he sure sounded legit
My sister used to take piano lessons
From the second cousin of Ralph Nader
Last year I threw up in an elevator
Next to Christian Slater
Well guess what,
my birthday and Kim Kardashians
Are exactly the same
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
Once at a party, my dentist accidentally
Sneezed on Russell Crowe
I posted first in the comments
On a You Tube video
I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi
But he told me this seats taken
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy
Who know a guy who knows a guy
who know Kevin Bacon
I had a car that used to belong
To Cuba Gooding Jrs uncle
A friend of mine in high school
Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel
One time I was staying in the same hotel
As Zooey Deschanel
I used the same napkin dispenser
As Steve Carell at a Taco Bell
I don't mean to brag but
Paul Giamattis plumber knows me by name
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
Ow, lets get lame boys