K-pop Lyrics

Intro
Oi, Jun, where the heck r yer?
- I’m in a loo mate
Wot?
- I’m in the bloody loo mate
What chu up to?
- I’m taking number 2, what the fuck you expect me
to do in the loo?
Sorry mate, but you gotta record right now dude, I mean right now dude.
- What the fuck? Alright.. we recording mate?

Verse 1
Jun Ki, a hard bloke, a geezer,
U Can tell from the way he glares into the mirror
Got pints of beer in his freezer, (cheers)
Enjoys fish & chips and pizza for dinner,
Wearin a T-shirt, and shorts in the winter
When he needs to, sticks a middle finger to the teacher
Without remorse, cuz he don’t need a freakin’
preacher,
Spinning off geeks like ballerinas,
Never been defeated, will always be the winner
At CFC, he was entire year’s leader,
If yer try to fuck with him, he’ll rip yer liver
Oi, Oi its Jun-Ki * 2
All smiles, all easy
Oi, Oi its’ Jun-Ki
Alright mates? All wicked
Cruisin’ in the Thames River,
Rambling about the high streets of London and Esher
Wimbledon, New Malden, Walton, and Thames Ditton
At the weekends, in Canabi streets and Camdon
Nick Odlind nearly got into a fight with some
cockney blokes in London
Don’ care just hit those bastards,
Checking out cheap porn in Soho and saw the hookers at bistro
First to mix chinks and Brits together, getting nearer,
Traveling the globe without a visa,
Experienced claustrophobia in a lorry trip to Austria (Oi, I’m here)
When he feels good, he would like to please yer,
When he’s pissed off, he don’t bloody need yer
In a relationship, not a wanker, but a gentle listener
If yer can’t believe, ask Emma-Louise & Philippa
Quite often shows a smile like the Mona Lisa,
All smiles, all easy, a pleasure to meet yer,
Cheers lads, have a good day,
Tata, C yer later
Oi, Oi its Jun-Ki * 2
All smiles, all easy
Oi, Oi its’ Jun-Ki
Alright mates? All wicked

Verse 2
Jun Ki, Yes, I’m him,
Actin’ like a freakin’ lunatic
Always Air Max 95 Nikes on his feet
Drinks pints of vodka still walks straight, and never gets wasted,
Can’t understand cockneys in Umbro kits
“Too foking expensive, a 40 quid top,
That’s a rip-off, I wouldn’t spend a squid on,
At Bed&Breakfast, get an ‘Am an’ Hegg, and walk hup
the ‘ll Cuz ‘Arry and ‘is gal ‘Arriet need some monie,”
Ai Ai, we haite Bri’ish, I’m from Newcastle, I dunno, oh bollocks, I reckon this is Scottish
“Oh fokin’ hell, it’s raining, I’m on my Wai to the
Staition, Tarry
Ahh, you dir’y bastard, have yer been caught wankin’
again? Such a dickhead, yer bloody twat!”
Sorry mates pause now
Oi, Oi its Jun-Ki * 2
All smiles, all easy
Oi, Oi its’ Jun-Ki
Alright mates? All wicked

Verse 3
Sippin’ Tropicanas at Waitrose and Sainsburys like a
moron,
Sometimes gets paralytic and rips the condom
Out for a quick shag in peace, it’s awesome
A sweet siesta in Greece, across the border
Shag a lovely fit chick, or do a foursome
Not into massive asses and tits, them awkward
On the other side of the coin, I would like to read,
The Shakespeare, only when Mrs. Williams there,
Thou art has made me a boffin Cuz she creates fear
But now I’m not afraid, of course I’m a grown up
When the weekend’s here, I go down the local pub
Alex, Nick, Chris, Eddie,Waj, Mushin and Bob
Oh Bloody hell, I’m already drunk,
Where the fuck is my cup? I can’t feel me knob,
Oh shut up u wanker!
Oi, Oi its Jun-Ki * 2
All smiles, all easy
Oi, Oi its’ Jun-Ki
Alright mates? All wicked
You alright there?