(+) The First Of Me
And well, I think I've gone mad
Isn't that so sad?
And what a shame
you've lost a brain that you never had
How much for a car? It can't have gone far
I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar
It’s likely in a Sainsbury’s
Flirting with the girls that waited for me
I've tried my best to clear my name
Asking anybody that's seen my brain
The brain was last seen going for a run
And would you sign
an autograph for my daughter, Laura
Cause she adores ya,
but I think you’re shit
I’ve gotta look for my my brain for a bit
I stand outside and hide my eyes
Well what do you expect
when you've got no mind?
Say it's a slow day,
it drives me insane
Where would I be
if I was my brain?
The nice nurse told my she felt my pain
She couldn't find a single trace of my brain
Oops I Did It Again' started playing
Forget my brain remember my name