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I was p___ed and disorderly again last Friday night
I got thrown out of the pub just after nine
It's not the first time that 'hat's happened but if I remember right
I think they caught me p___ing in the fire

Waltzin' trippin' to the car park, took a short cut down the lane,
When a f___in' cat jumped out a rubbish bin.
So I picked the c___ up by the tail and looked him up and down
Fancy throwing away a perfectly good cat like him

But that f___in' cat's back, now how did he do that
I slammed me foot right up his b__ and kicked the c___ to kingdom come
Now where the f___ did he come from, that f___in' cat's back

That f___ing cat's back
That f___ing cat's back

I took all the back streets going home that night
Cause I didn't wanna end up in the can
And I'd just turned into my street after stopping at the lights
When some big p____ went and trod all on me hand

But I finally got to my place and tripped a___ up on the lawn
And then I spewed me guts up on the cat
I remember eating peanuts and a crusty pie with sauce
But I'm f___ed if I remember eating that

And that f___in' cat's back, now how did he do that
I slammed me foot right up his b__ and kicked the c___ to kingdom come
Now where the f___ did he come from, that f___in' cat's back

That f___ing cat's back
That f___ing cat's back

I slipped in besides my missus, the wrong way up in bed
With my feet where my head was supposed to be
I thought her bedsocks were her nightcap and her kneecaps were her t__s
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning, the wrong way up in bed
And christ I had the horrors when I woke.
I thought my missus s_____ was that f___in' cat again
And worse than that some c___ had cut its throat

But that f___in' cat's back, now how did he do that
I slammed me foot right up his b__ and kicked the c___ to kingdom come
Now where the f___ did he come from, that f___in' cat's back

That f___ing cat's back
That f___ing cat's back

f___in' little p____, where the f___ did he come from, get him out of here, f___in' things haunting me, get rid of the p____!
That f___ing Cat's Back