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GASTON: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
the wrong
man. No one says ´no´ to Gaston!
LEFOU: Darn right!
GASTON: Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly humiliated. Why, it´s
more than I
can bear.
LEFOU: More beer?
GASTON: What for? Nothing helps. I´m disgraced.
LEFOU: Who, you? Never. Gaston, you´ve got to pull yourself
together.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here´d love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your
lumps

There´s no man in town as admired as you
You´re everyone´s favorite guy
Everyone´s awed and inspired by you And it´s not very hard to
see why!

No one´s slick as Gaston, no one´s quick as Gaston
No one´s next as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there´s no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they´ll tell you who´s team they´d prefer to be on!


OLD CRONIES: No one´s been like Gaston, a king-pin like Gaston
LEFOU: No one´s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
GASTON: As a specimen, yes, I´m intimidating!
OLD CRONIES: My, what a guy that Gaston!


OLD CRONIES: Give five hurrahs, give twelve hip-hips
LEFOU: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!


ALL: No one fights like Gaston, no one bites like Gaston
WRESTLER: In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
BIMBETTES: For there´s no one as burly and brawny
GASTON: As you see I´ve got biceps to spare
LEFOU: Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny
GASTON: That´s right! And every last bit of me´s covered with
hair!


OLD CRONIES: No one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston
LEFOU: In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston!
GASTON: I´m especially good at expectorating! Ptooey!
ALL: Ten points for Gaston!
GASTON: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large!
And now that I´m grown, I eat five dozen eggs
So I´m roughly the size of a barge!
ALL: No one shoots like Gaston, makes those beauts like Gaston
LEFOU: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
GASTON: I use antlers in all of my decorating!

LEFOU´s DEUT : Say it again,
MENS: who´s a man among men ?
WOMENS: And then say it once more
Mens: Who´s the hero next door ? Who´s a super success ? Don´t you know ? Can´t you guess ?
ALL : Ask his fans and his five hangers on
There´s just one guy in town who´s got all of it down
LEFOU: And his name´s g-a-s...t
G-a-s-t-e
G-a-s-t-o, oh
Gaston

ALL: My what a guy! Gaston!!!!!!!





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Gaston
Beauty and the Beast