(+) First World Problems
My maid is cleaning my bathroom,
so I can't take a shower
When I do, the water starts getting
cold after an hour
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu,
cause I slept in till two
Then I filled up on bread,
didn't leave any room for tiramisu
Oh no, there's a pixel out
in the corner of my laptop screen
I don't have any bills in my wallet small
enough for the vending machine
Some idiot just called me up on the phone,
what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG!
I got
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
Forgot my gardeners name,
I'll have to ask him later
Tried to fast forward commercials,
can't - I'm watching live TV
I'm pretty sure the cookies
in this airport lounge aint gluten free
My barista didn't even bother to make a design
in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
My Sonicare won't recharge,
now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
The thread count on
these cotton sheets has got me itching
My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just
so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
(Laughing)