(+) The Royal Doulton Music Hall
Now where would we all like
To go on this fine fine day?
The royal doulton music hall please
Where?
What's that?
We're on the brink of an adventure
Children
Don't spoil it with too many questions
In the nursery
You were never by yourself
There was quite another world
Upon your shelf
Hold on
Where each day crowds make their way
Upon the sun's descent
To a mythical mystical
Never quite logistical tent
Yes in this dearly dynamical
Simply ceramical royal doulton bowl
There's a cuddly and curious
Furry and furious animal watering hole
Where the monkeys and hummingbirds
Know the tunes and the words
Every beast large and small
Loves the very top drawer able
Always encore able
Royal doulton music hall
Ooh that one tickled my tail
Nearly there mary poppins
Yes in this
Marvelous mystical
Rather sophistical royal doulton bowl
There's a lot of birds queuing up
A lot of hams chewing up
Scenery they swallow whole
There are lots of cats tuning strings
Nightingales in the wings
Waiting for their big drum roll
At the simply sensational
Standing ovation al
Royal doulton music hall
Here we are
But where's the music hall?
Oh yes that silly me
Step right up step right up
Wow
Goodness how on earth did she do that?
One thing you should know
About mary poppins
She never explains anything come on
Hurry hurry get tickets while you can
For the one night only one and only
Mary poppins what an honor
It is to have you join us this evening
Thank you
And who is this I see?
Why it's john annabel and georgie banks
You know us?
Of course everyone knows
The banks children
Hurry along now
Get yourself some peanuts
And candyfloss and go right on in
May we mary poppins?
Yes just keep away
From the edge of the bowl
At the highly acclaimable nearly untamable
Lavishly praisable always roof raise able
Royal doulton music hall