(+) Rema - Woman (Lyric Video)
And now we wish to honor you
With the story of joseph smith
The american moses
Well this is very good praise christ
Mormon
I'm going to take you back in time (mormon)
To the united states year 1823 (mormon)
A small and odd village called
Oopstate new york (oopstate)
There was disease and famine (so sick)
But also in the village lived a simple farmer
Who would change everything
His name was joseph smith
Ha ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
Joseph smith american moses
Praise be to joseph american prophet man
Ay my name is joseph smith
And I'm going to fuck this baby
What?
No no joseph don't fuck the baby
Joseph smith don't fuck the baby
Suddenly the clouds parted
And joseph smith was visited by god
Joseph smith do not fuck a baby
I'll get rid of your aids if you fuck this frog
Ha ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
Joseph smith fucked the frog god gave him
And his aids went away
Then a great wizard named moronai came
Down from the starship enterprise
Joseph smith your village is shit
You should lead the villagers to a new village
Take these fucking golden plates
(Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay)
And on the plates were written
The directions to a new land
Sal tlay ka siti (sal tlay ka siti)
Joseph tried to convince all the villagers
To follow him and his golden plates
Liberation equality no more slavery
For oopstate mormon people
I got de golden plates (gold plates)
I gunna lead the people (we head west)
We gotta stick together (mormons)
We gotta hel' eachother (we are mormons)
And so we climb the mountain (we head west)
And we cross the river (we head west)
And we fight the oppression (mormons)
By being nice to everyone (we are mormons)
Not so fast mormons
You shall not pass my mountain
(Down from the mountain look who comes
The american warlord brigham young
Yes I am brigham young
I cut off my daughters clitoris
That made god angry so he turned
My nose into a clit for punishment
(Brigham young his nose was a clitoris
What will you do joseph?
Will you fight the clitoris man?)
Not fight him help him (oooohhhhhhhh)
Joseph smith took his magical fuck frog
And rubbed it upon brigham young's clit face
And behold brigham was cured
Joseph smith magical aids frog
Brigham young frog on his clit face
Brigham young was so grateful
He decided to join the mormons
And their journey
Compassion
Courtesy
Let's be really fucking polite to everyone
I got de golden plates (gold plates)
I gunna lead the people (we head west)
We gotta stick together (mormons)
Now comes the part of our story
That gets a little bit sad (ohh)
After travelling for so long
The mormons ran out of fresh water
And became sick with dysentery
(Water go to the water water go to the cup
Cup go to the stomach shit come out the butt
Shit go in the water water go in the cup
Shit go down the stomach
Shit come out the butt)
Oh fuck
Oh no the prophet joseph smith
Is now getting sick
(Shit go in the water water go in the cup
Cup go to the thirsty shit go to the stomach
Blood come out the butt blood go in the water
Water go in the cup cup go to the tongue
Shit blood in the stomach
Shit blood in the mouth
Shit blood on the insides
Water come out the butt)
Brigham young
You must take the golden plates
And lead the mormons to the promise land
Desperation
Mortality
Loss of faith
I got the golden plates (gold plates)
I gunna lead the people (we head west)
Even though their prophet had died
The mormons stuck together
And helped each other
And were really nice to everyone
They came across
And one day the mormons finally found
Sal tlay ka siti (sal tlay ka siti)
And then the mormons danced with ewoks
And were greeted by jesus
Welcome mormons
Now let's all have as many babies as we can
And make big mormon families
Woohoo
Fuck your woman fuck your man
It is all part of gods plan
Mormons help god as they can
Here in sal tlay ka siti land
Thank you thank you
Now we are fucking
Thank you thank you
God wants us fucking
Thank you thank you
Get back to fucking
Thank you thank you god
(Joseph smith fuck frog
Brigham young clit face
Shit come out the butt
Jesus says fuck fuck mormons)