(+) Sparklers
Some guy skipped in front of me
Can't believe I paid an entry fee
And I don't even got the energy
To smile for a selfie
And I know that I should go home
But I'm still standing here so
I guess one more for the road
I wanna raise a toast so
This one's for the sparklers
Dudes wearing shades in the darkness
But hats off to the dj
Same song twice in an evening
Save me can't take it
I don't belong in this club
One dance no chance
Cause I'm feeling awkward as
I was waitin' in line for an hour
Just to get in now I wanna get out 'cause
I'm jaded can't fake it
I don't belong in this club no
Hopped out of the uber
I was feelin' myself
Had the polo with the bolo
With some eel on the belt
Walked up to the bouncer
Whole squad on stealth
He said mackler who?
You gotta wait like everybody else
Shoulda stayed on the sofa
Forgot I hate bein' social
And I miss my ex girl
This drake song making me 'motional
I'm feelin' awkward as hell
I only came here to dance
The dj ain't playin' the cuts
And what do I do with my hands?
Roll with the punches
And hold my red bull up
And I toast the nights like this
That I probably won't remember much
'Bout to pull that irish goodbye
Grab my stuff 'bout to cut
And the dj yells
Macklemore in the house tonight
Ah fuck
Save me can't take it
I don't belong in this club
One dance no chance
'Cause I'm feelin' awkward as
I was waitin' in line for an hour
Just to get in now I wanna get out 'cause
I'm jaded can't fake it
I don't belong in this club
And to think that I've waited all week no
To get someone's drink spilled over me I
I don't care if the uber's on surge
I'd do anything to get out of this club
Save me can't take it no
I don't belong in this club
One dance no chance
Cause I'm feelin' awkward as
I was waitin' in line for an hour
Just to get in now I wanna get out 'cause
I'm jaded can't fake it
I don't belong in this club